FHot wax drippin'
Honey what Do you say
I got a brand new record
That I gotta play
She said not now boy
But I did anyway
BAnBd I'm ready, so ready

FLip smackin' paddy wackin'
Walkin' the street
I got a rag top chevy
Now I'm back on my feet
I get an EMHO woody
When I sit in the seat
BCaBuse I'm ready, so ready

FI got a girlfriend with the hoochy-coochy eyes
Dis-7'Cause in the pink she looks so fine
b7She got the cracker jack now all I want's the prize
F (Figure 1 - see bottom)
YEAH

FI know these hookers down on 42nd street, but
Dis-7I'll-gotten booty's not my style
b7I'll take a rain check 'til I get back on my feet
F(Figure 1)
YEAH


'Cause I'm
FAlFright
Your momma says I'm
BAlBright
Your daddy says I'm
FAlFright
And my old lady says I'm
BAlBright

Whip crackin' floozy
Way outta control
She got a new kinda jelly
In her jelly roll
I got the right key baby
But the wrong keyhole
And I'm ready, so ready

I'm a red hot pistol
And I'm ready to fight
I'm a 38 special
On a Saturday night
I'm gonna kiss your boo-boo honey
Make it alright
'Cause I'm ready, so ready

I got a cruiser with a bimbo on the dash
It kinda keeps my ass in line
One little french kiss honey that's my kinda trash
HONEY

My brand new baby's lookin f-i-n-e FINE
The sun is shinin' every day
Ain't got no rubbers now it's rainin' all the time
HONEY

But I'm
Alright
My little sister says I'm
Alright
Ohh my brother thinks I'm
Alright
And my old lady knows I'm
Alright

FI Gfecel like I'm hung up on the line
fI'db die for you but we were partners in the crime
GEvceryfthing about you is so f-i-n-e- FINE
bLet's put our clothes back on
FAnd by the way girl
GWhFat's your name again?

But I'm
Alright
You're daddy says I'm
Alright
And Tipper thinks I'm
Alright
And Joe Perry says I'm
Alright

Pitched my tent
In the pouring rain
I got a back seat lover
That's callin' my name
She gonna blow my cover
She's hot as a flame
But I'm ready, so ready

I shove my tongue
Right between your cheeks
I haven't made love now
For twenty-five weeks
I hear that your so tight
Your lovin' squeaks
And I'm ready, so ready
YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH


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