Hey shady baby I'm hot
Like the prodigal son
Pick a battle eenie meenie miney moe
Hey flower you're the chosen one

Well you're left hand's free
And your right's in grip
With another left hand
Watch his right hand slip
Towards his gun
Oooh

I tackle weeds just so the moon buggers nibble
A right hand grip on his Colt single-action army
Ooh no

Well you're left hand's free
And your right's in grip
With another left hand
Watch his right hand slip
Towards his gun
Oooh noo

N-E-O, O-M-G, gee whiz
Girl you're the one for me
Though your man's bigger than I am
All my days he disagrees
Oh no
(Speak easy)

Well my left hand's free
Well my left hand's free
Well my left hand's free

Hey shady baby I'm hot
Like the prodigal son
Pick a battle eenie meenie miney moe
Hey flower you're the chosen one

Well your left hand's free
Well my left hand's free
Well my left hand's free
Well my left hand's free
Well my left hand's free
Ooh no