Constipated-original Weir Al Yankovic's Avril Lavigne
Tekst piosenki i chwyty na gitarę
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[1] Chwyty na gitarę
Intro :
d FUh huhCextra cheesed FUh huhCsave a peice for meVerse:
Fpizza, party at your housedi went, just to check it outBnineteen extra larges, Cwhat a shame knowone cameFjust us eating all alowndyou said take the pizza homeBno sence letting all thisC go to to waste so then i facedPRE®:Bb
pizza all day, and every day
dcheese round the clock, its getting me blockedBand i sure dont care, for irregularitiesCtel[(let]l me[it] [ring)]®::
dWhy'd you have to and make me B Fso constipatedCcouse right now id dodanything at all to get my boB Fwles evacuatedCin the bathroomdand i sit, and i wait,B and i strainand i swe
Fat, and i clench and i feeCl the pain oh,g B [(let] [it] [ring)]should i take laxitive or have my colon irrigatedNo no no
Verse 2:
Fi was, feeling pretty downdtill my, girlfriend came aroundBwere just, so alike in every wCay, ive gotta sayFin fact, i just thought i mightdpop the, question there that nightBi was, kissing her so tenderlCy, but woe is mePRE®:Bb
who would have guest, her family crest
di suddenly spied, tattoed on her thighBand sun of a gun, its just like the one on meCtel[(let]l me[it] [ring)]®::
dhow was i supposed to know thaBt we were both reFlatedCbelive me if idnew she was my cousin we nevBer would have datedFCwhat to do nowdshould i go ahead and Bproposeand get h
Fitched, and have kids withC eleven toesgand move to allabamma where that kind of thing is tolBler[(let]ated[it] [ring)]No no no
FNo no (no no)dNo no (no no)BNo No (no no)CNo...Verse3:
Fi had, so much on my minddi thought, maybe id unwindBtry out that new rollerC coaster ride, and the guidePRE®:Bb
said not to stand, but thats a demand
dthat i couldnt meet, i got on my feetBand stood up instead, and knocked of my head you seeCtel[(let]l me[it] [ring)]®::
dwhy'd i have to go and get mysB Felf decapitatedCthis really is admajor inconvenience oh man iB F really hate itCsuch a drag nowdi cant eat, i cant breBath, i cant snorei cant be
Flch or yodell any more, caCntgspit or blow my nose or even read sports illustratedB [(let] [it] [ring)]oh no
dwhy'd i have to go and myself Ball mutilated FCi gotta tell youdlife without a head kinda maB Fkes me irritatedCwhat a bummerdi cant blink, i cant cBough, i cant sneezebut my ne
Fck is enjoyng a pleasant bCreeze nowgive never been the same since my head and me were sepBera[(let] [it] [ring)]tedNo no no
