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1.
Well, I`m F7stranded in the city that never sleeps
Some of these women they just give me the creeps
I`m avoiding the south side the best I can
These memories I got they can strangle a man
Well, I B7came ashore in the dead of the night
Lot of things can F7get in the way when you`re trying to do what`s right
You C7don`t understand it, my feeling for you
You`d be F7honest with me if you only knew.

2.
I`m not sorry for nothing I`ve done
I`m glad I fought, I only wish we won
The siamese twins are coming to town
People can`t wait, they`ve gathered around
When I left my home the sky split open wide
I never wanted to go back there, I`d rather have died
You don`t understand it, my feeling for you
You`d be honest with me if only you knew

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3.
My woman got a face like a teddy bear
She`s tossin' a baseball bat in the air
The meat is so tough you can`t cut it with a sword
I`m crashing my car trunk first into the board
You say that my eyes are pretty and my smile is nice
Well, I`d sell it to you at a reduced price
You don`t understand it, my feeling for you
You`d be honest with me if only you knew

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4.
Some things are too terrible to be true,
I won`t come here no more if it bothers you.
There`s a Southern Pacific leaving at 9:45
I`m having a hard time believing some people were ever alive
I`m stark naked but I don`t care
I`m going off into the woods, I`m huntin` bare
You don`t understand it, my feeling for you
Well, you`d be honest with me if only you knew

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5.
I`m here to create the new imperial empire
I`m gon` do whatever circumstances require
I care so much for you I didn`t think I could
I can`t tell my heart that you`re no good
Well, my parents, they warned me not to waste my years
And I still got their advice oozing out of my ears
You don't understand it, my feeling for you
Well, you`d be honest with me if only you knew

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