gis………     G 
She sgismiles at me all pretty
Walkin’ up to me down aisle fiGve
I wave and I smile back
And I can fgiseel her eyes on me
She’s checking me out in the checkout lGine
Cabernet in a paper bag
YFeah, and she’s the reason
He’ll tell me he’s working late
And I’ll Go hGome and cook him dinner
B#m
Pour the wine and sit up and wait, yeah
gis What she don’t know is I know what she’s been up toG 
I bet she thinks she got me played for a foFol
But the joke’s on her, in that bed she’s lyin’ in
G B#m
What she don’t know, she don’t know
She can have gishim…. G 
Andgis I know what’s been going on
Behind closed doors in room 3G10
From the laundry I’ve been foldin’
I can sgistill smell that strong cologne
He puts on to hide the Virginia SGlim
That she’s been smokin’
But there’s a crFuel world awaitin’

Outside of them motel’s sheets
‘Cause he’ll fGind himself another Jezebel
B#m
And she’ll end up just like me, yeah
gis What she don’t know is I know what she’s been up toG 
I bet she thinks she got me played for a foFol
But the joke’s on her, in that bed she’s lyin’ in
G B#m
What she don’t know, she don’t know
She can have gishim…… cis   
Yeah she cban have this ring I’m slipping off
And this house I’m tired of cleanin’
She can hGave it all and have a ball
With this worthless piece I’m leaving
gis What she don’t know is I know what she’s been up toG 
I bet she thinks she got me played for a foFol
But the joke’s on her, in that bed she’s lyin’ in
G B#m
What she don’t know, she don’t know
She can have gishim
She can have hGim
FOoh, she can have hGim
B#m gis
..She can have him.