|Intro| c

|Verse 1|
cTime to celebrate the season, haven't eaten all day
My tummy is growling 'cause I've been saving up space
I've got my place at the table, can't fit no more on my plate
I've got my fork in my hand ready to stuff my face

So bring on the turkey, potatoes, casserole dishes
'Cause I ain't messing around with them buttoned up britches
You got them skinny jeans on, girl, I feel sorry for you
'Cause I just tried everything, and I'm going back for round 2

|Chorus|
I got my stretchyc pants on (stretFchy paGnts)     c  
I got my stretchyc pants on (stretFchy, sGtretchy) c  
Spandex andc Lycra, youF better work it for mGe        c  

'Cause I'm about tco expand this bandF of elasticity G         c  
I got my stretchyc pants on (stretFchy paGnts)     c  
I got my stretchyc pants on (stretFchy, sGtretchy) c  

|Verse 2|
cAsk me where I got 'em, Amazon at my door
And if I wear this pair out, I'm gonna buy me some more
I got leftovers waiting in the fridge for repeating
Give me a nap and an hour, you know they gonna get eaten            G         c  

cSo bring on the turkey, potatoes, casserole dishes
'Cause I ain't messing around with them buttoned up britches
Can't get my skinny jeans on, but don't feel sorry for me
'Cause I just tried everything, and I'm going back for round 3   G             c  

|Chorus|
I got my stretchyc pants on (stretFchy paGnts)     c  
I got my stretchyc pants on (stretFchy, sGtretchy) c  
Spandex andc Lycra, youF better work it for mGe        c  

'Cause I'm about tco expand this bandF of elasticity G         c  
I got my stretchyc pants on (stretFchy paGnts)     c  
I got my stretchyc pants on (stretFchy, sGtretchy) c  

|Bridge|
cFruitcake, I'll try it
Gmbrosia, I'll try it
Aunt Bertha's 'nana pudding with a cherry on top
Cookies, I'll have some
Oh Gingerbread, leave no crumbs
Guzzle down some egg nog, even though I'm 'bout to pop

|Chorus|
I got my stretchyc pants on (stretFchy paGnts)     c  
I got my stretchyc pants on (stretFchy, sGtretchy) c  
So brincg on the turkey, pFotatoes, casGserole dishes      c  
'Cause I ain't messcing around with tFhem buttoned up Gbritches            c  
And when you think cthat I'm done, anFd I'm laid out oGn the floor         c  
No no no don't let cme fool ya, I gotF some room for somGe more                  c  

With my stretchy cpants on (stretcFhy panGts)      c  
I got my stretchyc pants on (stretFchy, sGtretchy) c  
Oh oh oh...my strcetchy pants on (FstretcGhy pants)c  
Mmm I got my strectchy pants on yaF'll (sGtretchy, cstretchy)

cSanta ain't got nothing on me