Музыка и слова: Tobias Sammet

Вступление: g | G | C C g C > 2 раза

gOh if only Brazil was not so far
gFar away I would swim or Gwalk or ride
But nCever eCver gfly  C 

gBut all the noise of the maniacs there
gThe seat on my face it's worth to bear
GBut I don't wCanna bCounce and gdie C 

С
But then I see a lady in a tight blue dress
I close my eyes, I know what I would go for
StCewardCess befGore the crCash

    LGavatory love machCine
    CNo fear can quell my steam
    GLavatory live machCine
    CNo cabin fire burn my dream

I'm at you disposal
I gotta get up to see what you ain't gotta hide
Wheeling junk along the aisle
Keep your seat belt fastened
You're whipping with an iron voice
You command
Uh mistress I am in your hands

And when she asks me what I'd like to eat
I realise the domina feels the same
And I reply... What about your pie?

Chorus

Lavatory love machine
No broken wings to stop me stream
Lavatory love machine
Boney do you like the way I cream?!

Now if I gotta die
I'll have been stiff and smiling till the crash
Let them know I've been alive
Till I made my final splash

Chorus

Don't hear those scary noises
From the turbine when you scream