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BM7Monday: Late again, today,
ghe'd be inF trouble though he'd say he was sorry,
ghe'd have to hFurry out the bBM7us. Dis
BM7Tuesday: Horace was so sad,
ghe'd neverF had a girl that he could care for,
gand if he was lFate once more, he'd be BM7out. Dis
BDon't be afrDis7aid, jBust knock on the dDis7oor,
BWell he just stood tDis7here mumblin' and fumblin'.
BThen a voice from aDis7bove said—
B"Horace Wimp, thisGis is your life,
gGo out and find yFisourself a wife.
BMake a stand and Gisbe a man,
gAnd you will havFise a great life plan."
BYou cFisan dgo it Fis
BCome Fison Hgorace Fis
BM7Wednesday: Horace met a girl,
gshe wasF small and she was very pretty,
ghe thought he Fwas in love, he waBM7s afraid. Dis
BM7Thursday: Asks her for a date,
gthe cafFe down the street tomorrow evening,
ghis head was reFeling, when she said BM7"Yes O.KDis."
BDon't be afrDis7aid, jBust knock on the dDis7oor,
BWell he just stood tDis7here mumblin' and fumblin'.
BThen a voice from aDis7bove said—
B"Horace Wimp, thisGis is your life,
gGo out and find yFisourself a wife.
BMake a stand and Gisbe a man,
gAnd you will havFise a great life plan."
BYou cFisan dgo it Fis
BCome Fison Hgorace Fis
BFriday: Horace, this is it,
ghe asks theF girl if maybe they could marry,
gwhen she says "gFladly." HoraceB cries. Dis
BSunday: Everybody's at the church,
gwhen Horace rushes iFn and says "Now here come my wife,
gfor the rest of Fmy life." and she Bdid. Dis
BDon't be afrDis7aid, jBust knock on the dDis7oor,
BWell he just stood tDis7here mumblin' and fumblin'.
BThen a voice from aDis7bove said—
B"Horace Wimp, thisGis is your wife,
gGo out and find yFisourself a life.
BMake a stand and Gisbe a man,
gAnd you will havFise a great life plan."
BYou cFisan dgo it Fis
BCome Fison Hgorace Fis
BHorace Horace GisHorace Horace Hgorace Horace Horace Horace FisHorace Horace Horace Horace
BMonday TGisuesday Wgednesday ThFisursday FrBiday SuGisnday Mognday TuesFisday
BWednesdaGisy Thursdgay Friday SFisunday
BMonday TGisuesday Wgednesday ThFisursday FriBday SuGisnday Mongday TuFisesday
BWednesdaGisy Thursdgay Friday SFisunday
