F7… 
F7..I’m a lucky so and so

A fortunate stiff
You sF7aid you’d never knew me but I’m the one you want to be with

If I tumble from a tightrope or leap from a cliff
I wF7on’t be dashed to pieces

I’m the boy named If

[Pre-Chorus]
F7If I disappear and I slipper from your view

I just step upon a crack and I won’t come back
ImGagine Gme
And I’ll imGagine yGou tF7oo
F7..In a hollow of the bed sheet

Or a picture in a frame
I’m vF7ivid as a summer’s day

Then never seen again
F7Who’ll pay the taxman?

Who’ll place the blame?
F7Who’ll point into an empty room

And whisper my name?

[Refrain]
F7If I disappear and I slipper from your view

You will step upon a crack and I won’t come back
ImGagine Gme
And I’ll imGagine yGou F7too
Tgake my hGand
We’ll FGo to “Magic LCantern Lfand”
Tgake my haGnd
See the pfictures they’ve projgected
Tgake my hGand
We’ll fFill our pockets uCp with sfand
Dgance in frantic pGasses
Till the grfains all turn to glgasses…F7. 

Drums begin to navigate, the band strikes up a riff
F7No one will believe you but the boy named If
F7Who’ll pay your entrance fee?

Who’ll leave a tip?
WF7ho’ll say, “Listen here, Sunshine

Don’t you give me no lip”
F7Who broke your favourite heart?

Who stops and never starts?
F7Who kiss you stupid?

It must be something you did
WF7ho’ll keep you satisfied after a lover’s tiff?

It must be some other guy not the boy named If

[Refrain]
F7If I disappear and I slipper from your view

You will step upon a crack and I won’t come back
ImGagine mGe
And I’ll imGagine yGou tF7oo
Tgake my hGand
We’ll FGo to “Magic LCantern Lfand”
Tgake my haGnd
See the pfictures they’ve projgected
Tgake my hGand
We’ll fFill our pockets uCp with sfand
Dgance in frantic pGasses
Till the grfains all turn to glgasses…F7.