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The Fman from the CteleGvision Fcrawled into the Ctrain.
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I wonder who he's gonna stick it in this time.
CEv'ryone was clooking Gfor a Clittle enterctainment,
GSo they'll Fprob'bly pull his Chands off Gwhen they Ffind out his Cname.
And Gthen they Fshut down the powGer all alCong the line,
And we got Fstuck in the tunnGel where nCo lights shine.
They got to tFouching all the girls whoG were too scCared to call out.
FNobody was saying anything at all.
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We were waiting for the end of the world.
F C G F CG
Waiting for the end of the world,
FWaiting for the Cend Gof the wForld.
Dear cLord, I sincFerely hope you're comin',

'Cause you really started something.

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FThings gotC back tGo normaFl as the train Cbegan tGo roll again.
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We got to the station about twenty minutes later.
The lCegendary hcitchhGiker sCays he knows whcere it's atG.
FNow he'd like to Cgo to SGpain, or sFomewhere like tChat,
GWith his tFwo-tone Bible Gand his fuCnny cigarettes,
BisF sun tan lotion and his castenets.
F C G F CG
Be was waiting for the end of the world,
F C G F CG
Waiting for the end of the world,
FWaiting for the Cend Gof the wForld.
Dear Lcord, I sincFerely hope you're comin',

'Cause you really started something.

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CAnd thGen the brFide, the grCoom, the congregGation and the prFiest
All got onCto the train wheGn we were three Fstations east, yeah.

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CBiding from a sccandal Gin the nCational press,c  
They hGad been trFying to get mCarried sGince they stFole the wedding drCess.  G 
FYou may see them drowning aGs you stroll alCong the beach.
But don't thrFow out the lifeline till they're clean out of reach.
F C G F CG
Waiting for the end of the world.
F C G F CG
Waiting for the end of the world.

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