Intro: G-C-F (2x)
GIt was only last june wChen her old manF ran away
GShe couldn't stop crCyin' , she knew Fhe was goin' to stay
G10:35 on a Clonely friday nFight
Gshe was standin' by the fCire--umm-- she Fwas lookin' alright

GI asked her if she wantedC to dance and she said,
FAll she wanted was a good man who wanted to
Gknow if CI thought FI was qualified

GI said bCaby don't Fwaste your time,
GI know wChat's on yFour mind
FI may be quaClified Ffor a one night stand
FBut I can neCver take the place of your man

B-C-F (2x)

It hurt me so bad when I saw the tears in her eyes
She was all he ever wanted and now she wanted to die
Be left her with a baby and another one on the way
She couldn't stop cryin' she knew he was goin' to stay

She asked me if we couldn't be friends and I said
O Boney baby that's OK you know and
I know know know you wouldn't be satisfied.

I said baby don't waste your time
and I know what's on your mind
I may be qualified for a one night stand
but I could never take the place of your man

-Solo- (B-C-F 4x)

I may be qualified for a one night stand
But I could never take the place of your man
-repeat--

1-2-3,
BLa La LFa La OhFhhh BBoooo Whoa
BNever tFake theF placBe of your man
BThat's Fall I nFeed gBirl
BIs a ,oFne nighFt oneB night one night stand
BI don'tF wanna Fbe liBke a steak in your mind
Boh girlF if youF needB a friend I'm there by your side
Bsha la Fla la sFha laB la