Standard Tuning EADGBe


This is a badass number Jack does. I have most of the parts here and all of the lyrics. Enjoy!





"What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What? What?"

Intro: (x2)

B

e|-3-0--------3-0--------------|
B|------3-0~-------3-0---------|
G|----------------------2brp0~-|
D|-----------------------------|
A|-----------------------------|
E|-----------------------------| (x3)

"Behave yourself"

B G C
e|------------------|
B|------------------|
G|--5-5-5-5--7-7-4--|
D|--5-5-5-5--7-7-4--|
A|--3-3-3-3--5-5-2~-|
E|------------------|

"You need to behave yourself, boy"

Verse bass riff:

B G B C
e|-------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------|
G|-------------------------------|
D|-------------------------------|
A|-----------------------------2-|
E|--0--0--0--0--3--3--3--3--5----| (x3)

B G C
e|------------------|
B|------------------|
G|--5-5-5-5--7-7-4--|
D|--5-5-5-5--7-7-4--|
A|--3-3-3-3--5-5-2~-|
E|------------------|


Verse 1:

Yeah, Bshe's built for speed like a bGlack castrum BdolorCis
GBood for the needy, like NietzsGche, Freud and BHoracCe
But I'm sBkin, flint, broke, making no mGoney, makingB jokeCs
But Bbaby, I won't joGke with Cyou


Verse 2:

BMy feet are burning like a GRoman hBypocaCust
But the BRomans are gone, they changed their nGame because theyB loCst
BShe writes letters like a JGack Chick BcomicC 
Just a Bbunch of propaganda, make my Gfingers hCistrionic


Break 1: (riffs *1 and **2 at bottom for this part)

Like thisB     G       B     C 
And thisB     G       B     C 


Verse 3:

I mean, Bshe's my baby but she mGakes me get aBvuncuClar
And Bwhen my monkey is jumping I got no tGime for making Bup for Cher
BI fantasize about the hospital The aGrmy, asylum, confinement, iBn priCson
BAny place where there's a tGime to clear my BvisioCn


Break 2:

***riff 3 at bottom


Chorus 1:

(intro riff)
I spit it out,
(intro riff)
Whatever's in my mouth
(intro riff)
Just like that Black Bat Licorice
B  B  B  B  G  G  CYeah, that Black Bat Licorice
(intro riff)
That Black Bat Licorice
(intro riff)
That Black Bat Licorice,
(intro riff)
Yeah!
B B B B G G C


B G B C
B G B C

Verse 4:

(no chord)
I wanna cut out my tongue and let you hold onto it for me
(no chord) (strum behind nut)
Cause without my skull to amplify my sounds it might get boring....
B G B C
B G B C
I've got the Bwit of the stickers with aGtomic clock pBrecisCion
B G B C (riff *1 and **2)
And the phases of the moon directing all of my decisions like this...


Bridge: [play riff *1 and riff **2 during this part]


[Women need to know], I play dumb like Columbo

And get my feelings hurt and move to NY like I'm Dumbo

Don't you want to lose the part of the brain that has opinions?

To not even know what you are doing, or care about yourself or your species in the billions

[play riff ***3]


Chorus 2:

(intro riff)
Yeah I have to spit it out,
(intro riff)
Oh, whatever's in my mouth,
(intro riff)
Oh, I have to spit it out,
(intro riff)
Behave yourself
B  B  B  B  G  G  CJust like that Black Bat Licorice
(intro riff)
That Black Bat Licorice
(intro riff)
That Black Bat Licorice,
(intro riff)
That Black Bat Licorice, I never liked it, I never will
Now Bstate theG same damn Cthing with the violin!


Instrumental Break 3: (violin solo over B G B B verse chords 3 times then the B G B once)


Outro:

"...Whatever you feed me, I feed you right back, but it will Do no good"


(end)

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* Riff 1 as promised: **Riff 2 as promied:

e|--------------------------|-----------------------------|
B|--------------------------|-----------------------------|
G|--------------------------|-----------------------------|
D|--------7-9--10--9-7-7-9~-|---------7-9--10--9----------|
A|-7-7-10-------------------|--7-7-10------------7--9-10~-|
E|--------------------------|-----------------------------|


***riff 3 as promised: [the right before the chorus riff]

e|------------------------------------------|
B|------------------------------------------|
G|-9-7----7---------------------------------|
D|-----10---10-9-10-9-7-9-7----7-8h7--------|
A|--------------------------10-------10--7--|
E|------------------------------------------|