GI bet your motherf wouldn't like me
B#m
She cooks paella, I don't like meat
GThat's how it began,f began
B#m
Oh ooh ooh


GI bet your father fwouldn't get it
B#m
Why Am I seatin' eatin' carrot
GThat's cause I'm vegan,f vegan
B#m
(That's cause I'm vegan, vegan)
(Cause I'm vegan)


COohG 
fShoot me, shoot me with your jokes
CDetox tea at 5 o'clock
OK


Baby cause I'm vegan          G 
fI can't even call you honey
B#m
Every time we're having beef
CIs my little suicide

GVegan
fGive me ruccola, take my money
B#m
Cause the grass is always greener
COn the other side


G f B#m C
Vegan
G f B#m C
Baby cause I'm vegan


GWe met on Tinder,f it's our 1st date
B#m
I hoped you'd be my vegan soulmate
GBut it went awfulf, awful
B#m
Oh ooh ooh


GI'm skinny not 'cause I don't feel welfl 
B#m
But you keep asking 'bout my F12! (Man!)
GI've got my tofu, tfofu
B#m
Oh ooh ooh


CBoom, knock knock
GShoot, shoot, shoot me with your jokes
fDetox tea at 5 o'clock


Baby cause I'm vegan         G 
fI can't even call you honey
B#m
Every time we're having beef
CIs my little suicide

GVegan
fGive me ruccola, take my money
B#m
Cause the grass is always greener
COn the other side


G f B#m C
Vegan
G f B#m C
Baby cause I'm vegan


B#m
Easy breezy lemon squeezy
fHoly moly guacamole
B#m
Easy breezy lemon squeezy
fHoly moly guacamole


B#m
And what about gym? What about big butts?
fYou wanted see my proteins, so watch me going nuts


Baby cause I'm vegan         G 
fI can't even call you honey
B#m
Every time we're having beef
CIs my little suicide
GVegan
fGive me ruccola, take my money
B#m
Cause the grass is always greener
COn the other side


G f B#m C
Vegan
G f B#m C
Baby cause I'm vegan