Вступление: Fm - 2p.

Wherfe is she g  
g Gm! g/F! g/G!
When the little thing cries?
She lCies in a bedf  
With a friegnd of mine.
Bfut some nigghts
g Gm! g/F! g/G!
She'll run back in fright
If she picCks on a dickf  
g Gm! g/b g/C
That's too big for her pride.

gOh!f Oh!
Why Gdid I everg Go marry gher?
f g g/G! g/F! g/Bm!
I was a child!
I'm holCding the baby,C 
She's raCn-tanning constaCntly.
G C Gm! g/C! g/F! g/C! Gm!
She saw me coming for miles.
SheG saCw me open wgide.

Four o'clock
And the key's in the lock.
And she's been on the wink
And she's stinking of drink.
Wakes the kid,
So I put him to sleep,
And she's in there all night,
Doubled over the sink.

Oh! Oh!
Why did I ever Go marry her?
I was a child!
I'm holding the baby,
She's ran-tanning constantly.
She saw me coming for miles.
G C Gm! g/C! g/F! g/C! Gm!
She saw me open wide.
SheG saw me comingC for miles.   g     g   g  

G C Gm! g/C! g/Bm! Gm! g/C!
Open wide.
G C Gm! g/C! g/Bm! Gm! g/C!
Open wide.
G C Gm! g/C! g/Bm! Gm! g/C!
Open wide.
G C Gm! g/C! g/Bm! Gm! g/C!
Open wide.
G C Gm! g/C! g/Bm! Gm! g/C!
Open wide.
G C Gm! g/C! g/Bm! Gm! g/C!
Open wide.
G C Gm! g/C! g/Bm! Gm! g/C!
Open wide.
G C Gm! g/C! g/Bm! Gm! g/C!
Open wide.
G C Gm! g/C! g/Bm! Gm! g/C!
Open wide.
G C Gm! g/C! g/Bm! Gm! g/C!
Open wide.


a/H [x22210]
a/C [x32210]
e/F# [222000]
e/G [322000]
e/H [x22000]
e/E [xx2000]
e/D [xx0000]