C (3x)
(Intro)
     I Cjust got offa work at five
     CDrivin' that old van I drive
     COveralls and dirty boots
     But GUncle Bill needed a funeral suit
     So when CI walked into that fancy store
     They Clooked at me like I was poor
     But a Cwad of hundred dollar bills caused a stir
G G(let it ring - then pop thumb on soundboard)
It went from "Don't take checks" to "Right away, yes sir!"


(CHORUS)
         Upper Middle Class CWhite Trash
         My pockets can't hold Call my cash
         Cuz one daGy I stopped to pee
         Got some gas and won the lottCery
         Now I'm investin' in my Cneighborhood
         My friends and family they're all Clivin' pretty good

The trailer park's fulla Cadillacs
G(stop) C C C G C(mute strings and strum 2x)
and Upper Middle Class White Trash

     I got my Chome boy Chris a brand new shop
     For Call those cars on cinder blocks
     And Ccousin Charlie he thinks it's cool
G(stop) G
To keep a large mouth bass in his new swimming pool
     I had a Cbirthday party for momma last night
     In her C90 and a half foot triple wide
     You Cain't seen nothin' if you ain't seen
G (let it ring)
NASCAR on a 60 inch plasma screen


(CHORUS)

(BRIDGE)
C (let it ring)
Buyin chicken wings by the bucket
C (let it ring)
We can't eat 'em all, we just say 'chuck it'
G (let it ring)
All the Miller Lite that you can handle
G (let it ring) G(strum 2x speed -- then let it ring)
A hundred and 57 movie channels.... heh heh heh...

(CHORUS - slightly modified)
         Upper Middle Class CWhite Trash
         Our pockets can't hold Call our cash
         Cuz one daGy I stopped to pee
         Got some gas and won the Clottery-yee-yee
         Now I'm investin' in my Cneighborhood
         My friends and family they're all Clivin' pretty good

My trailer park's fulla Cadillacs
G(stop) C C C G C C
and Upper Middle Class White Trash

     CSo pop a top, sit back and relax
     All you Upper Middle Class CWhite Trash...