Chords used
C - x32010
D - xx0232
a - x02210
G - 320003
b - x24432
Em - 022000


Intro - repeat C to D, playing a single strum then pick the e and B string, then strum
Do same for both chords, and in a few other chords in the song, such as the D in the
Continue this pattern into the verses

CMott the Hoople and the GDame of Life. YCeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
CAndy Kaufman in the wrDestling match. CYeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
CMonopoly, twenty one, Dcheckers, and chess. CYeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
CMister Fred Blassie in a Dbreakfast mess. YeCah, yeah, yeah, yeah
CLet's play Twister, let'Ds play Risk. YCeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
CSee you in heaven if you maDke the list. YeCah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Bridge (Strum normally, but, for the G, play suspended notes also, to fill out the sound)

a G a
GHey Andy, did you hear about this one? Tell me, are you locked in the punch?
aHey Andy, are you goofing on GElvis? CHey baby, are we losing tDouch?

Chorus (just strum)

G a C b G
DIf you believed they put a man on the moon, man on the moon
G a C b G
aIf you believe there's nothing up my sleeve, then nothing is cool

Verse

Bridge

Chorus

Instrumental (consists of Em and D, but vary with suspended notes, so Em can go to
and D can go to Dsus2)

Verse (Gentle)

Bridge (resume normal playing)

Chorus till finish