Chorus: G D a C c
Verse: em C a C

e She's got the kind of look that defies gravity.                    C 


a She's the perfect cook, Cand she's fat-free.


e She's been to private school, and she speaks


a perfect French. She's got her perfect friends,


oh, Cisn't she cool.


e She practices Tai ChCi, she'd never lose her nerve.


a She's more than you deserve, oCh she's just far



better than me, hey hey.

GSo doDn't bother, I won't die oa f decepCtion.

GPromise you wonD't ever see me cry.       a        C 

GSo don't botherD, I'll be fine, but she's a waitingC.

GThe ring you gaDve to her will lose it's sha ine.   C 

c So don't bother, be unkind.


I bet she doesn't know how to touch you like I would.


I beat her at that one good, don't you think so?


She's almost six feet tall, she must think I'm a flea.


I'm really a cat, you see, and this is not my last life at all.