Hello Mudda, hello Fadda,
Here I am aCt Camp Granada.   G 
Camp is very eDntertaining, C 
And they say wee ’ll have some fun if it stopDs raining.        G 

I went hiking with Joe Spivy;
He developed poison ivy.
You remember Leonard Skinner;
He got ptomaine poisoning last night after dinner.

All the counsellors hate the waiters,
And the lake has alligators,
And the head coach wants no sissies,
So he reads to us from something called "Ulysses".

Now I don’t want this should scare ya,
But my bunk mate has malaria.
You remember Jeffrey Hardy,
They’re about to organise a searching party.

a Take me home e, oh Mudda, Fadda,
a Take me home e, I hate Granada!
CDon’t leaGve me out in the forest wherFe
I might gCet eaten by a e bear.
a Take me home e, I promise I will nota make noisee , 
Or mess the house with oCther Gboys
Oh, please don’t make me stay, F 
I’ve been here Cone Fwhole daye . 

Dearest Father, darling Mother,
How’s my precious little brother?
Let me come home if you miss me,
I would even let Aunt Bertha hug and kiss me.

Wait a minute, it stopped hailing,
Guys are swimming, gals are sailing.
Playing baseball, gee that’s betta,
Mudda, Fadda, kindly disregard this letter!