Well, I'm upper upper class high society
God's gift to ballroom notoriety
And I always fill my ballroom, the event is never small
The social pages say I've got the biggest balls of all

I've got big balls, I've got big balls
They're such big balls and they're dirty big balls
And he's got big balls and she's got big balls
But we've got the biggest balls of them all

And my balls are always bouncing
My ballroom always full
And everybody cums and cums again
If your name is on the guest list no one can take you higher
Everybody says I've got great balls of fire

I've got big balls, oh, I've got big balls
They're such big balls, dirty big balls
And he's got big balls and she's got big balls
But we've got the biggest balls of them all

Some balls are held for charity and some for fancy dress
But when they're held for pleasure they're the balls that I like best
My balls are always bouncing to the left and to the right
It's my belief that my big balls should be held every night

We've got big balls, we've got big balls
We've got big balls, dirty big balls
He's got big balls, she's got big balls
But we've got the biggest balls of them all
We've got big balls
(We've got big balls)

And I'm just itching to tell you about them
Oh, we had such wonderful fun
Seafood cocktail, crabs, crayfish
But we've got the biggest balls of them all

(Ball sucker, ball sucker, ball Sucker, ball sucker)