Once there was a kid who
Got into an accident
And couldn't come to school
But when he finally came back
His hair had turned
From black into bright white
He said that is was from
When the cars
Had smashed so hard

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Once there was a girl who
Wouldn't go and change
With the girls in the change room
When he finally made her
They saw birthmarks
All over her body
She couldn't quite explain it
They'd always just been there

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But both girl and boy
Were glad
'Cause one kid
Had it worse than that

'Cause then there was this boy
Whose parents made him
Come directly home
Right after school
And when they went to their church
They shook and lurched
All over the church floor
He couldn't quite explain it
They'd always just gone there

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