Intro: e C a B x2

e I hope you hang yourself with your H&M scarf                       C 
While jacking off listening to Mozart                    a   

You bitch and moan about L.A.
Wishing you wereB in the rain reading Hemingway
e You don't eat meat and drive electrical cars                        C 
You're so indie rock it's almost an art                      a   

You need SPF45
BJust to stay alive

Chorus:
e You're so gay and you don't even like boys,               C 
a
No you don't even like, no you donB't even like, no you don't even like boys
e You're so gay and you don't even like boys                 C 
a
No you don't even like, no you donB't even like, no you don't even like

Just repeat the verses and choruses. Here are the rest of the lyrics:

You're so sad maybe you should buy a happy meal
You're so skinny you should really super size the deal
Secretly you you're so amused
And nobody understands you
I'm so mean cuz cannot get you out of your head
I'm so angry cuz you'd rather my space instead
I can't believe I fell in love
With someone that wears more make up and

You're so gay and you don't even like boys
No you don't even like, no you don't even like, no you don't even like boys
You're so gay and you don't even like boys
No you don't even like, no you don't even like, no you don't even like

Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
La, la, la
La, la, la
Oh, oh, oh
Do, do, do, do, bop, bop, bow
Do, do, do, bop, bop. day
You're so gay, you're so gay

You walking around like you're oh so debonair
You pull them down and there's really nothing there
I wish you would just be real with me

You're so gay and you don't even like boys
No you don't even like, no you don't even like, no you don't even like boys
You're so gay and you don't even like boys
No you don't even like, no you don't even like, no you don't even like
You're so gay and you don't even like boys
No you don't even like, no you don't even like, no you don't even like
No you don't even like, no you don't even like, no, no, no, no, no, no