AOoooh,E deary me,
My little brother's in his bedroom smokAing weed,
 I tell him he should get up cause it's nearly half past thrEee
 He can't be bothered cos he's high on THC.      A 
 I ask him very nicely if he'd like a cup of tEea,
 I can't even see him cause his the room is so smoky,   A 
 Don't understand how one can watch so much TV,   E 
 My baby brother Alfie how I wish that you Acould see.


D A

I only say it cause I care,
 So pleEase can you stop pulling my hair.A 
D Now, now there's no need to swearA,
 Please don't deEspair my dear Mon frereA.

A E

Oooooh Alfie get up it's a brand new day,
A

I just can sit back and watch you waste your life away
E

You need to get a job because the bills needs to get paid.

Get off your lazy ass,
A Alfie please use your brain
 Surely there's some walls out there that you can go and spray, E 
 I'm feeling guilty for leading youA astray,
 Now how the hell do you ever expect that you'll get Elaid,
 When all you do is stay and play on your computer games?  A 

D A

I only say it cause I care,
 So pleEase can you stop pulling my haiAr.
D Now, now there's no need to sweaAr,
 Please don't dEespair my dear Mon frereA.


 AOh little brother please refrain from dEoing that,
 I'm trying to help you out so can you stop being a twat.  A 
 It's time that you and I sit down and have a little chat,E 
 And look me in the eyes take off that stupid fitted cap.   A 

DI only say it causAe I care,
 So pleasEe can you stop pulling my haiAr.
D Now, now there's no need to sweaAr,
 Please don't Edespair

Please don't despair
My mon frere  A