this is it
the story of a lifetime
waiting on some step back, hatcheck, fat cat
well, neverthless
I saw the girl at the bar
caught her eye, got a glimpse
sha had an empty jar
(what an aspect!)
so I went up to her saying
"hey there, I'm sorry for my english but I know it from
school and some songs I translated.
you might know my songs from tv
they pick it up again when they teach a keys rookie"
she said
"no way, you still exist?
I haven't heard your records in years and years and years...!
well, you know, I'm rather into
robbie williams, beck the breeders
and other so called majority leaders

and I don't know what the other brother said
as we don't know what motherfucker read
about the twilight flicker
the big city slicker
and I will never say that I am not the one to keep
my eyes too shut
my ears too def
my hair too long
and my record too song,
hey!

they loved me once
but denied me uncountable
so hard to be
a one hit wonder

I hit them once
but failed them uncountable
it's so hard (to be)
a one song band

ain't no big deal
cleaning some windshield
whatever will come?
what is never done?
how much do you make a year
how much in a month
have you ever made some plan or what?
and your an old one, cold one
bold as a chicken
playing not your rickenbacker anymore
and you're a lousy washed-up
broken down
tub of guts
overrated maniac
drunkard, gone nuts
out in the right place
sticking in a basket.
so what's the point? she said.
you will never blast it
once you were their puss in boots
now don'tlet the cat out
don't you let that fat cat out!

they loved me once
but denied me uncountable
so hard to be
a one hit wonder

I hit them once
but failed them uncountable
and it's so hard
a one hit song

they loved me once
but denied me uncountable
so hard to be
a one hit wonder

I hit them once
but failed them uncountable
so hard to be
a one song band