AFROMAN: Yeah...
Coming live from Palmdale, California,
Late at night, you know what I'm saying?
Going out to all the hustlers winding it down, you know what I'm saying?
The alcohol's kicking in, the marijuana's taking effect, you know what I'm talking about?
Is your boy the successful failure, the acceptable reject?
(???)
The Hungry Hustler, Because I Got High, that's an American Dream - Afro-motherfucking-M-A-N.
And this is what I tell my homies I do, you know?
The cops are starting to crack down, you know?
It's time to get somewhere.
Go on and break out your cellphone.

Come over
And smoke a blunt with me
Listen to some music
Then give me your pussy
Take this dick
All the way to the top
Suck this dick
Swallow every drop

GIRL: Come over
AFROMAN: Hey, wait a minute, baby. Hang on a minute, hang on a minute.
GIRL: Smoke a blunt with me
AFROMAN (firmly): Baby, hang on. I think you've had too much to drink. Let me get this cup outta your hand. Easy, easy... Wait a minute...
GIRL: Listen to some music!
AFROMAN: Okay, let me get that blunt from you. Let me get the blunt. Hang on a minute...
GIRL: Then eat my pussy
AFROMAN: Oh wait a minute, bitch, you must be tripping. (alarmed) Hey, give me the mike! Let go of the mike! Let go of the m-- let go of the...
GIRL: Lick my ass
AFROMAN: Oh HELL no! Hey, cut! Cut! Oh, shit!
GIRL: Circle it with your tongue
AFROMAN (cracking up): Let GO of the microphone. Hang on, baby.
GIRL: Suck my ass!
AFROMAN: Yeah, you suck my dick. Let go of the damn microphone--
GIRL: (squeals)
AFROMAN: Oh, hell, she tripping.
GIRL: That shit is fun

AFROMAN (embarrassed): Man... yeah... all right, all right. Thank you, ladies and gentlemen... for listening to AfroMuziak. Somebody... got too fucked up in here tonight.