EHey you were standing by the screen door slamming
Rather clear what’s taking Hplace. You were holding on to Louie
He was packing, he was heavy that plastic handle just about to Ebreak
EWell then you picked up Chloe. She knew y’all were going
She started E7barking like a Atank. I was Hshocked and I was joking,
But I would not be longing. Cause I got Jim and Jack and EHank


Take yAour string bikinis, your apple martinis
Take Ewhat’s left there in the bank
Take your Aflat iron and your curlers
Your sparkling water and that Fisdamn perfume I never Hliked
Take your Eblack Mercedes all that stuff for ladies
To E7me you’re just a total Ablank, go on and leave me baby
EI don’t need you, I Hgot,,,, Jim and Jack and EHank


EWell now you left screaming and your tires screeching
That little dog right in your Hlap

I have become a little sad and I called up my old Dad
He said son you just woke me from my Enap

I told him you had left me. He said now son don’t you hate me
You know E7exactly what I Athink. You Hknow you’re better off
You can fish and you can golf. You still got Jim and Jack and EHank


Take yAour string bikinis, your apple martinis
Take Ewhat’s left there in the bank
Take your Aflat iron and your curlers
Your sparkling water and that Fisdamn perfume I never Hliked
Take your Eblack Mercedes all that stuff for ladies
To E7me you’re just a total Ablank, go on and leave me baby
EI don’t need you, I Hgot,,,, Jim and Jack and EHank


E H E A H E


ESo I got out the whiskey I began to listen to songs out in my truck you couldn’t Hcrank
I started feeling empty then again it hit me. I got Jim and Jack and HEank


Take yAour string bikinis, your apple martinis
Take Ewhat’s left there in the bank
Take your Aflat iron and your curlers
Your sparkling water and that Fisdamn perfume I never Hliked
Take your Eblack Mercedes all that stuff for ladies
To E7me you’re just a total Ablank, go on and leave me baby
EI don’t need you, I Hgot,,,, Jim and Jack and EHank


EYeh  now Ago on and leave me baby  EI don’t need you  I Hgot Jim and Jack and EHank

E A E H E ten rytm już do końca piosenki, który jest przez Jacksona mówiony, nie śpiewany :)

That’s right, you go ahead, I’ll be A okay Cause I got Jose Captain Morgan
Not to mention Old George and Tammy, Loretta, Merle, Willie Nelson, Big John Cash
How about Old Jimmy Buffet bring him in there When it’s sun shining,
George Strait an old friend Can’t forget Hank Jr and all his rowdy friends
I’m gonna clean out the whole closet baby All Yeah Goodbye