I was workin' tech
Where I had just met
Kyle the boss of the job
I said, "I am a slob"
He said, "That's fine with me
'Cause I need some company"

Then I
Looked over
Saw Alison
Saw her friend
Helping her
She looked O.K.
I stared all day

But I didn't want to scare her off
I just wanted to jack off
Looking at her face
But then I'd be a disgrace
So I covered it up
Cause I knew she would throw up
If she saw my hard on
So I walked away from the lawn

Then I
Looked over
Saw Alison
Saw her friend
Helping her
She look good
I stared all day

But I didn't want to scare her off
I just wanted to jack off
Looking at her face
But then I'd be a disgrace
So I covered it up
Cause I knew she would throw up
If she saw my hard on
So I walked away from the lawn

I already knew
What I could do
I could take off her clothes
Make her breathe through her nose
While fucked her alot
I think I should stop

I didn't want to scare her off
I just wanted to jack off
Looking at her face
But then I'd be a disgrace
So I covered it up
Cause I knew she would throw up
If she saw my hard on
So I walked away from the lawn
I didn't want to scare her off
I just wanted to jack off
Looking at her face
But then I'd be a disgrace
So I covered it up
Cause I knew she would throw up
If she saw my hard on
So I walked away from the lawn
So I walked away from the lawn