Blink-182 - Transvestite
My mom is not a woman anymore,
She dresses like a man
She's not as feminine as she
Used to be before.
Now she is so damned masculine.

I open my eyes
My mom's not a woman anymore
She's wearing a disguise
Everytime she leaves through that door

My mom's not quite the same
As she was in the past
If I misbehave she kicks my ass

My mom's not quite the
Woman that she was before
When my friends come over
She likes to wrestle them down to the floor

My mom's a transvestite