I saw the story on the news today
It made me want to throw up
About a girl who just won't go away
I think we've all had enough

And now I heard she said the N word
Than she said she's just like me
Well I don't have 50 billion dollars in my family

So here's to you... Paris Hilton
Could you help me when I say
You've got everything you want
So could you please just go away

Here's to you Paris Hilton
Could I say what's on our mind
Go away, go away, Paris Hilton
Leave America behind

I saw her picture in the magazine
I saw her book in the store
And she had sex on my computer screen
But I just can't take anymore

Now am I alone in thinking
That she's really just a snot
And if she never said another word
We all would say that's hot

So here's to you Paris Hilton
Could you help me when I say
You've got everything you want
So could you please just go away

Here's to you Paris Hilton
Could I say what's on our mind
Go away, go away, Paris Hilton
Leave America behind... behind... behind... behind... behind...
Leave America behind
Leave us all behind