I wake up, turn on my tv,
Never tought my shampoo could kill me,
I walk outside, look up to the sky,
So many chem-trails are passing by.


I don't wanna live in the real world,
I don't wanna live in the real world,
Government mind control,
MK Ultra, blah, blah, blah, blah, Miley Cyrus.


Friday cruisin' on the freeway,
Glen beck says jesus can save me,
(Well shit, that'd be pretty nice cause this feels like hell,
hey, Matt... I hear guantanamo has pretty comfy cells),
I wish i could get taken by an alien race, but i don't think that
i could get through TSA,
I just wanna watch porno without the NSA flaggin' me.


I don't wanna live in the real world,
I don't wanna live in the real world,
Flouride water,
Foreign drone strikes, blah, blah, blah, blah,
Fuck Monsanto.