Man...
A man is stubborn as a mule,
He don't learn half enough in school,
The only thing that drives him is his ego...

A woman likes to criticize,
She wants to dominate the guys,
If she were smart, she'd be a man's amigo...

Man and woman, day and night,
They always try to make the other see the light...

A man don't know what's good for him,
A gal jumps in where she can't swim,
Same old thing wherever he and she go...

Man and woman, friend and foe,
They're just as far apart as yes and no...

Woman... Hmpf!
They like to spend all we can spare...
The woman only wants her share!
...but to her it's just an appetizer!
The woman knows how things should be...
...then why ask us if we agree?
To build you up, we make you think you're wiser!

Man and woman, Jack and Jill,
They blame each other when they tumble down the hill...

Why a man don't know the mess he makes..?
Ha! A woman never makes mistakes!
Her worst mistake is making him advise her!

Man and woman, Duck and Drake,
They each think they're iceing on the cake...

Men...
Women...
Ha!
You bite more off than you can chew.
...why there ain't a thing a man can't do?
I'd like to see ya try to be a... mother!
Okay, be a mother, sure you can, but just try to be one without a man!
Uh...
Ha ha!
The husband is the better half...
When I hear that I have to laugh...
But the husband is the family head!
The wife can kick him out of bed!
A woman likes to flaunt her shape...
A man is nothing but an ape...
I get my way by acting tough.
I drop my neckline just enough...

Man and woman, sharp and flat,
They never seem to get along even when they're right, they're wrong...

Man and woman, dog and cat,
They never think alike, and that is that...
That's that!