Verse 1: Harry]
Straight outta Hogwarts, crazy motherfucker named Potter
From the gang of wizards that slaughter
When I’m called out, I got my wand out
Flick of the wrist and the bodies are hauled out
You too boy if you fuck with me, the ministry is gonna have to come and get me
Off my broom: Nimbus 2000
Fly by to the haters that’s clowning
Draco’s gonna act up, he’s getting smacked up
Call his Daddy if he’s looking for some back up
Avada Kadvara is the tool
Don’t make me roast a mother fucking fool
But when I’m in the great hall, you’d better duck
Because Harry potter is crazy as fuck
And as I leave, I kill the dark lord
But when I come back boy, I’m coming straight outta Hogwarts!

“Yo Hagrid, tell ‘em where ya from!”

[Verse 2: Hagrid]
Straight Outta Hogwarts!
Another crazy ass Wizard, more games I keep yo my rep gets bigger
I’m a giant motherfucker and you know this!
Had a dragon in my house in no one noticed
But I don’t give a fuck, I’m a magical beast
Pulling out the umbrella leaving wizards deceased
And I’ll stomp a motherfucker in a minute!
I got a three headed dog, that’s a given!
Rubeus whipping the motorcycle bitch
And I’m high in the sky looking stylish
My friends are kids and a giant bird
But there hood as fuck if you haven’t heard
Wizards with attitudes we do it bigger!
And don’t fuck with Dumbledore cos’ that’s my nigga!

*Awkward Silence*
“Shouldn’t have said that, should not have said that.”

[Verse 3: Ron]
Straight outta Hogwarts is a ginger who’s a bona fide sinner
And a wizard chess winner
Weasley motherfucker casting spells
Done so much shit, thought Id get expelled!
I drive a magic car cos’ that’s my shit
I chill with Harry and fuck my bitch
Hand me down robes, hair on fire
Ten points Gryffindor takes me higher
Bloody hell Harry, we run the castle
Fucked up Voldemort in the battle
Pour one out for the people who past
Fred, Dumbledore and Sirius Black
Life’s tough for a wizard that much I can see
But evils no match, for the magical three
Wands out because were on the attack
Creep up on your crew and put a curse in your back
My flow is sick, my lyrics are criminal
You’ll never see us coming because our cloak is invisible
Straight outta Hogwarts!