"Step right up!"

Momma's got a tattoo drinkin' on the Valium,
Passed out in the bathroom, feelin' no pain,
Daddy's at the strip club loving that lap love,
Burnin' those bills up, makin' it rain.

"Hey!"

Sister's got the TV on nothin' but reality
Showin' her how to be a dirty little skank.
Brother's gotta new dress, pretty as a princess,
Working in the Lexus, money in the bank.

Step right up, yeah, you don't wanna miss it,
Everybody's got a ticket.

Whoa, whoa.
Livin' on the front row, welcome to the freak show
Whoa, whoa.
Jumpin' off the tight rope, everybody's psycho
Sneak a peek, have a seat, ready sex, here we go,
Welcome to the freak show.

Welcome to the freak show.

Super sweet in real life, super slutty house wife,
Fighting for the spotlight, feelin' no shame,
It's cool to be a train wreck, put it on the Internet,
Making sure they don't forget my pretty little face.

Look at me I can be my own paparazzi,
Ain't nobody gonna stop me.

Whoa, whoa.
Everyone's a fame fiend, itchin' for their fifteen
Whoa, whoa.
Nobody can't resist it, everybody's twisted
Sneak a peek, have a seat, ready sex, here we go,
Welcome to the freak show.

Whoa, whoa.
Livin' on the front row, welcome to the freak show
Whoa, whoa.
Jumpin' off the tight rope, everybody's psycho
Sneak a peek, have a seat, ready sex, here we go,
Welcome to the freak show!

Welcome to the freak show!

Welcome to the freak show!