You’re so square
Baby, you’re so square

Oh, you don’t like greasy diners
You don’t like sleazy bands
You just want to go to a movie show
And sit there holding hands

You’re so square
Baby I don’t care

You don’t like going to parties
To toot and talk all night long
You just want to park where it’s nice and dark
And kiss me, sweet and strong

You’re so square
Darling I don’t care

You don’t know any dance steps
That are new
But nobody else can love me
The way you do

I don’t know why my heart flips
I only know it does
I wonder why I love you baby
I guess it’s just because

You’re so square
Baby I don’t care

Oh, I don’t know why my heart flips
I only know it does
I wonder why, I love you baby
I guess it’s just because

You’re so square
I don’t care

You’re so square, you’re so square
You’re so square, you’re so square
You’re so square, you’re so square