Hey girl I got somethin' real important to give you,
So just sit down and listen.

Girl you know we've been together such a long long time
(such a long time)
And now I'm ready to lay it on the line

WOW, You know it's Christmas and my heart is open wide
Gonna give you something so you know what's on my mind

A gift real special, so take off the top

Take a look inside -- it's my dick in a box

Not gonna get you a diamond ring,
That sort of gift don't mean anything,
Not gonna get you a fancy car,
Girl ya gotta know you're my shining star,
Not gonna get you a house in the hills,
A girl like you needs somethin' real,
Wanna get you somethin' from the heart.

Somethin' special girl:
It's my dick in a box,
My dick in a box, girl
It's my dick in a box,
(uuuuu)
My dick in a box, girl,
See I'm wise enough to know when a gift needs givin'
And I got just the one,
Somethin' to show ya that you are second to none.


To all the fellas out there with ladies to impress
It's easy to do just follow these steps
One: Cut a hole in a box
Two: Put your junk in that box
Three: Make her open the box
And that's the way you do it!

It's my dick in a box...
My dick in a box, girl
It's my dick in a box,
My dick in a box, girl

Christmas: dick in a box
Hanukkah: dick in a box
Kwanzaa: a dick in a box

Every single holiday a dick in a box
Over at your parent's house a dick in a box
Mid day at the grocery store a dick in a box
Backstage at the CMA's a dick in a box
Yeah wow wow wow wow
a dick in a box...