Death to ladies first, then the gentlemen
All sorts of tax-free-face-lift-abortions-nervous-break-dance
Satanic girls gone wild, truly fucking suicidal

First you try to fuck it, then you try to eat it
If it hasn't learned your name, you better kill it before they see it
First you try to fuck it, then you try to eat it
If it hasn't learned your name, you better kill it before they see it

It's arma-goddamn-motherfuckin-geddon
(Fuck, eat, kill, now do it again)
It's arma-goddamn-motherfuckin-geddon
(Fuck, eat, kill, et cetera)
First you try to fuck it, then you try to eat it
If it hasn't learned your name, you better kill it before they see it
It's arma-goddamn-motherfuckin-geddon

I've got a black eye of soul, my morals in a hole, I wish I was still dead
But the TV said, it's just a "tropical depression"
Pointless intervention, legal separation, call my dealer or my lawyer
"We've got a situation!"


First you try to fuck it, then you try to eat it
If it hasn't learned your name, you better kill it before they see it
First you try to fuck it, then you try to eat it
If it hasn't learned your name, you better kill it before they see it

It's arma-goddamn-motherfuckin-geddon
(Fuck, eat, kill, now do it again)
It's arma-goddamn-motherfuckin-geddon
(Fuck, eat, kill, et cetera)
Is it he news?
Or is it the noose?
Results may vary
Side effects are every
Arma-goddamn-motherfuckin-geddon

Arma-goddamn-motherfuckin-geddon
Arma-goddamn-motherfuckin-geddon
Arma-goddamn-motherfuckin-geddon
Arma-goddamn-motherfuckin-geddon

It's arma-goddamn-motherfuckin-geddon
(Fuck, eat, kill, now do it again)
It's arma-goddamn-motherfuckin-geddon
(Fuck, eat, kill, et cetera)
Fuck the goddamn TV and the radio
And fuck making hits, I'm taking credit for the death toll
It's arma-goddamn-motherfuckin-geddon