I’m gonna buy a dog,
I’m gonna buy a puppy,
I’m gonna be so happy,
I’m gonna move out to the country.

And if you call me on the phone
I’m gonna be out in the garden
With my Golden Retriever,
Golden Retriever.

I’m gonna make myself dinner,
I’m gonna eat all by myself.
And if you think I’m gonna miss you,
Well, you better think again.

I’m gonna get my satisfaction,
I got my brand new hairy friend,
A Golden Retriever,
Golden Retriever.

I bet you think that I am crying,
But I’m not lonely just ‘cause you are gone.

I got a red little house with a yellow door,
I got my television every time I’m getting bored,
I got a Golden Retriever and a Labrador
And I don’t need you anymore.

I’m gonna plant some beautiful flowers
I’m gonna talk with them,
‘cause I don’t need nobody,
‘cause then nobody’s gonna let me down.

‘cause if you rather be with her.
I don’t need you as a friend,
I got my Golden Retriever,
Golden Retriever.

And every night when I go to bed
You’re nothing but a headache in my head.

I got a red little house with a yellow door,
I got my television every time I’m getting bored,
I got a Golden Retriever and a Labrador
And I don’t need you anymore.
I got a red little house with a yellow door,
I got my television every time I’m getting bored,
And I don’t miss you, dirty, longing, laying on the floor,
I don’t need you anymore.

I’m gonna plant some beautiful flowers
I’m gonna talk with them.

I got a red little house with a yellow door,
I got my television every time I’m getting bored,
I got a Golden Retriever and a Labrador
And I don’t need you anymore.
I got a red little house with a yellow door,
I got my television every time I’m getting bored,
And I don’t miss your dirty laundry laying on the floor,
I don’t need you anymore,
I don’t need you anymore,
I don’t need you anymore,
I don’t need you anymore.

Golden Retriever,
Golden Retriever,
Golden Retriever,
Golden Retriever,
Golden Retriever.