Brian... the babe they
called Brian
Grew... grew, grew and grew,
Grew up to be,
Grew up to be,
A boy called Brian
A boy called Brian.

He had arms and legs and hands
and feet
This boy whose name was Brian
And he grew, grew, grew, and grew
Grew up to be
Yes he grew up to be
A teenager called Brian
A teenager called Brian.

And his face became spotty
Yes his face became spotty
And his voice dropped low
And things started to grow
On young Brian and so
He was certainly no
No girl named Brian
Not a girl named Brian.

And he started to shave
And have one off the wrist
And want to see girls
And go out and get pissed
A man called Brian
This man called Brian.
The man they called Brian.
This man called Brian!