We're Knights of the Round Table.
We dance whene'er we're able.
We do routines and chorus scenes
With footwork impeccable.
We dine well here in Camelot.
We eat ham and jam and spam-a-lot.

We're Knights of the Round Table.
Our shows are formidable,
So many times,
We give them rhymes,
We're opera mad in Camelot.
We sing from the diaphragm-a-lot.

In war we're tough and able,
Quite indefatigable.
Between our quests we sequin vests and impersonate Clark Gable.
It's a busy life in Camelot.
I have to push the pram-a-lot.