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I Like Chinese Monty Python

Spoken: The world today seems absolutely crackers.
With nuclear bombs to blow us all sky high.
There are fools and idiots sitting on the trigger.
It's depressing, and it's senseless, and that's why...

GI like Chinese,I A7like Chinese,
D7They only come up to your knees,
GYet they're always fE7riendly and they're rA7eady to plD7ease.
 I Glike Chinese, I A7like Chinese,
D7There's nine hundred million of them in the world today,

GYou'd better learn to like them, that's what I say.
  I Glike Chinese, I A7like Chinese,

D7They come from a long way overseas,
BGut they're cute and they're E7cuddly, and thA7ey're ready to pD7lease.
 I Glike chinese food,
A7The waiters never are rude,
D7Think of the many things they've done to impress,
TGhere's Maoism, TaE7oism, I ChiA7ng and chD7ess.
 SoG I like Chinese, I A7like Chinese,
D7I like their tiny little trees,
TGheir Zen, theiE7r ping-pong, theA7ir yin and yaD7ng-ese.
G I like Chinese thought,
ThA7e wisdom that Confucious taught,
D7If Darwin is anything to shout about,
ThGe Chinese will E7survive us all wA7ithout any dD7oubt.
SGo I like Chinese,I A7like Chinese,
D7They only come up to your knees,
GYet they're wiE7se and they're wiA7tty, and they'D7re ready to please.
 I Glike Chinese, I A7like Chinese,
D7Their food is guaranteed to please,
AG fourteen, a sE7even, a nA7ine and lD7ychees.
 IG like Chinese,IA7 like Chinese,
D7I like their tiny little trees,
GTheir Zen, thE7eir ping-pong, thA7eir yin and yD7ang-ese.
 I Glike Chinese, I lA7ike Chinese...

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