All the way from palm springs, just out of detox
Show him a warm welcome, let's hear some applause

Greetings all, hello. Welcome to my show
I'm sure you'll have fun watching me juggle
8 balls at one time, I'm no fucking mime
I play practical jokes, this squirting flower
That wasn't flour that blew up your nose
It's my special blend of X, coke and K
You should be okay in several hours

He's got oversized shoes and ill-fitting clothes
That is real blood dripping from his fake red nose

I'm Cokie The Clown, I will trip you down
Those 12 giant steps, I brought you all presents
Against good judgement, but being a good host
You all have been dosed, the kettle corns been laced
The fudge has been lined, you're having a great time
But you might not recall the Rohypnol in the lemonade
Cookie-homemade

He is the happiest clown, with the biggest frown
He's Cokie The Clown