Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen and welcome to Pink Arlines. We hope your flight is enjoyable and our flight attendants are here to insure your ride is as pleasants as passible. Seat backs and tray tables must be in the upright position during take-off and landing. All carry-on luggage must be stowed in an over-head compartment or under the seat in front of you...

Waiting on a ticket
'Cause you're looking for the ride
You're feeling on top
'Cause you're flying throught the sky
You wanna have your cake
And you wanna eat it too
Everybody's always pointing fingers at you
You're damned if you do
You're damned if you don't
We're always doing all the things
That we say we won't

Here we go
We're riding on a whim
Connecting with a rendezvous
Here we go
We're jumping off the wings'
We're going round in circles
It's a Catch 22
Yes, we're flying round incircles
It's a Catch 22
Yes, we'ew rockin round in circles
It's a Catch 22

If you are seated in a emergency exit aisle and feel as thought you are unable or unwilling to assist in case of an emergency, please notify a flight attendant immediately. All electrical equipment, including cell phones, 2-way pagers, portable CD players, laptops, etc. should remain in the off position until the pilot notifies us that we are at a safe flying altitude of 10,000 ft.

Lookin' from the outside
You're always lookin' in
You think you fixed the problem
'Til it comes right back again
And life seems like a trap
You're trying to get out
You're searching for you cheese
'Cause you feel like Mighty Mouse
You're damned if you don't
You're damned if you do
You've seen all the signs
But you haven't got a clue

Here we go
We're riding on a whim
Connecting with a rendesvous
Here we go
We're jumping off the wings
We're going round in circles
It's a Catch 22
Yes, we're flying round in circles
It's a Catch 22
Yes, we're rocking round in circles
It's a Catch 22

You are in for the ride of your life

We realize you have many choises and on behalf of Pink Arlines, we'd like to thank you for flying with us. We hope you have a wonderful stay wherever your destination may be, and remember be careful when retrieving your iems, as during the flight they may have shifted and might fall on you or your neighbors' head and knock you the FUCK OUT...