GGot a badge, a Red Rider at Rocket Camp out at Mohawk Peak

Lookin' for jailbirds left and right tryin'a knock 'em up out the trees
CEverybody I know's watchin' Clint, we all like watchin' Clint,
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CAll the lil snaps wanna be like Clint, they all wanna be like Clint
GBut I wanna be like Lee Van Cleef; ya know I wanna be like Lee

Whatever happened to Lee Van Cleef; whatever happened to Lee?

GA yellow Studebaker with a 302, I see the Green Naugahyde

He put a coupla dings in that pickup truck, a few more dents in his pride
CAt Hilltop Drive-In they're watchin' Clint, they all like watchin' Clint
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CAll the babies scream they wanna see ol' Clint, they all wanna see ol' Clint
GBut I wanna see Lee Van Cleef, ya know I'd like to see ol' Lee

Whatever happened to Lee Van Cleef, whatever happened to Lee?

GNow the Studebaker's gone, Lee's passed on, Clint's still sharp as can be

Hilltop Drive-In is an Auto Mall, but no one's built over Lee
CHe'll get a kick outta watchin' Clint, we all get a kick outta Clint
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CBut Lee never been none quite like Clint, there's really only one Clint
GBut I really did like Lee Van Cleef, I sure did really like Lee

Whatever happened to Lee Van Cleef, whatever happened to Lee?

CWe still get a kick outta watchin' Clint, we all get a kick outta Clint
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CThere ain't never been one quite like Clint, there's really only one Clint
GI always did like Lee Van Cleef, always did like Lee

Nobody's steely like Lee Van Cleef, whatever happened to Lee?

Whatever happened to Lee Van Cleef? Don't forget about Lee.