Maureen:

Every single day,
I walk down the street
I hear people say 'Baby so sweet!'
Ever since puberty
Everybody stares at me
Boys, girls, I can't help it, baby,
So be kind and don't lose your mind
Just remember that I'm your, baby

Take me for what I am
Who I was ment to be
And if you give a damn
Take me baby
Or leave me,
Take me baby or leave me!

A tiger in a cage
Can never see the sun
This diva needs her stage, baby,
Lets have fun!
You are the one I choose
Folks will kill to fill your shoes
You love the lime light to now, baby,
So be mine but don't waste my time,
Cryin 'Honey bear are you still my, my, my baby?'

Take me for what I am
Who I was ment to be
And if you give a damn
Take me baby or leave me!

No way, can I be what I'm not
But, hey, don't you want your girl hot?
Don't fight, don't loose your head
'Cause every night
Who's in your bed?
Who?
Who's in your bed?

(Spoken) Kiss pookie

Joanne:

It won't work,
I look before I leap
I love margins and discipline
I make list in my sleep, baby,
Whats my sin?
Never quit
I follow through
I hate mess but I love you
What do with my improptu, baby?
So be wise 'cause this girl satisfies
You got a prize, but don't compomise
Your one lucky baby

Take me for what I am!

(Maureen: A control freak)

Joanne: Who i was ment to be!

(Maureen: A snob yet over attentive)

Joanne: And if you give a damn!

(Maureen: A loveable droll geek)

Joanne: Take me baby or leave me!

(Maureen: A anal retentave)

Both: Thats it

Joanne: The straw that breaks my back

Both: I quit

Joanne: Unless you take it back
Both: Women
Maureen: What is it about them?

Both: Can't live with them or without them!

Both: Take me for what I am

Joanne: Who I was ment to be

Maureen: Who I was ment to be
And if you give a damn

Joanne: And if you give a damn then
Take me baby or leave me

Maureen: Take me baby, take me or la-la-la-la-la-leave me!

Both: Take me baby or leave me!
(Spoken) Guess, I'm leaving!
I'm gone!