Rock Opera The Janoskians
Tekst piosenki
Tired of the rumors and lies
and holdin' inside
the things we think you should know,
honestly.
Sick of all he games people play
and thing that they say.
So here you go, how bout a little bit of
honesty.
Stupid fucking (3x)
Stupid lies
Stupid fucking (3x)
Here's the fucking truth
*James*
I did my time
in a Norwegian prison.
I was force fed fibrious foods
and prune juice forcing me to
shit out all my insides.
Yes, I lost weight,
I lost my dignity.
I had hoses shoved inside my butt
which really sucks
unless you're into that
kind of thing
*boys*
OOHHHHHH
That sounds rough
We liked you better fatter
the sex was so much better
when you were fatter
*James*
FUUUCK you
you guys are pricks.
I lost inches off my waist line
but added all those inches
to my dick
*Luke*
Why do people think I'm gay
Why do people think I'm straight
Why don't people understand
I make love a different way.
I fall in love with things
that are not people
like rivers and forests
and churches with steeples
and butterfly, kisses
and hunger games sequels
Oh why can't you understand
all love is equal
*boys*
Stupid fucking (3x)
Stupid lies
Stupid fucking (3x)
Here's the fucking truth
tell 'em Daniel
*Skip*
Ya'll think I'm stupid
Ya'll think I'm dumb
but when it comes to
who's the smartest
I'm the one.
Energy is mass
time excelleration
according to Einstein's
interpretation,
square of a hypotenuse
is equal to the sum of
the squares of the other two sides,
euclidean geomerty,
advanced trygonometry,
a tisket, a tasket.
I grasp all this math shit.
I'm not a MD* not a PHD*
but I'm gonna find a way to
feed the world off one Jelly Bean
Oh oh
one Jelly Bean
one Jelly Bean (4x)
*Jai*
I think it's kind of tragic
that Twitter always tells me
who I'm dating.
Mylie, Kendal, Kiley, Chloe
Taylor, Demi, Iggy, Nicky
Harry
I lie awake at night
and wonder if this pain i feel
is temporary.
You have my heart and have my soul
this world would not be qute so cold
with Harry
Harry (5x)
*Beau*
Ya'll got it wisted thinking
that I'm sweet and that I'm shy
but let the record show
Beau is not a nice guy
I double park and like to fart
When I'm in crowded cars
burp in church and take a shit
up in your cookie jar
I bark at old ladies
I like to scare babies
I never hold the door open cuz
I'm that crazy
fuck Australia
fuck the Janoskians fam
and now I've got your attention
I quit this fucking band
Psych!
I was just kidding
*boys*
Stupid fucking (3x)
Stupid lies
Stupid fucking (3x)
Here's the fucking truth
Stupid fucking (3x)
Stupid lies
Stupid fucking (3x)
Here's the fucking
Stupid fucking (3x)
Stupid lies
Stupid fucking (3x)
That's the fucking truth
and holdin' inside
the things we think you should know,
honestly.
Sick of all he games people play
and thing that they say.
So here you go, how bout a little bit of
honesty.
Stupid fucking (3x)
Stupid lies
Stupid fucking (3x)
Here's the fucking truth
*James*
I did my time
in a Norwegian prison.
I was force fed fibrious foods
and prune juice forcing me to
shit out all my insides.
Yes, I lost weight,
I lost my dignity.
I had hoses shoved inside my butt
which really sucks
unless you're into that
kind of thing
*boys*
OOHHHHHH
That sounds rough
We liked you better fatter
the sex was so much better
when you were fatter
*James*
FUUUCK you
you guys are pricks.
I lost inches off my waist line
but added all those inches
to my dick
*Luke*
Why do people think I'm gay
Why do people think I'm straight
Why don't people understand
I make love a different way.
I fall in love with things
that are not people
like rivers and forests
and churches with steeples
and butterfly, kisses
and hunger games sequels
Oh why can't you understand
all love is equal
*boys*
Stupid fucking (3x)
Stupid lies
Stupid fucking (3x)
Here's the fucking truth
tell 'em Daniel
*Skip*
Ya'll think I'm stupid
Ya'll think I'm dumb
but when it comes to
who's the smartest
I'm the one.
Energy is mass
time excelleration
according to Einstein's
interpretation,
square of a hypotenuse
is equal to the sum of
the squares of the other two sides,
euclidean geomerty,
advanced trygonometry,
a tisket, a tasket.
I grasp all this math shit.
I'm not a MD* not a PHD*
but I'm gonna find a way to
feed the world off one Jelly Bean
Oh oh
one Jelly Bean
one Jelly Bean (4x)
*Jai*
I think it's kind of tragic
that Twitter always tells me
who I'm dating.
Mylie, Kendal, Kiley, Chloe
Taylor, Demi, Iggy, Nicky
Harry
I lie awake at night
and wonder if this pain i feel
is temporary.
You have my heart and have my soul
this world would not be qute so cold
with Harry
Harry (5x)
*Beau*
Ya'll got it wisted thinking
that I'm sweet and that I'm shy
but let the record show
Beau is not a nice guy
I double park and like to fart
When I'm in crowded cars
burp in church and take a shit
up in your cookie jar
I bark at old ladies
I like to scare babies
I never hold the door open cuz
I'm that crazy
fuck Australia
fuck the Janoskians fam
and now I've got your attention
I quit this fucking band
Psych!
I was just kidding
*boys*
Stupid fucking (3x)
Stupid lies
Stupid fucking (3x)
Here's the fucking truth
Stupid fucking (3x)
Stupid lies
Stupid fucking (3x)
Here's the fucking
Stupid fucking (3x)
Stupid lies
Stupid fucking (3x)
That's the fucking truth
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