His biggest desire is to become
The king of every metal message board
Every single site flooded with his shit
Tons of fucking words nobody reads or understands

Well it is the most serious stuff
As the opinion is only one
And it's mine
And it's fine
I am always right
That there is nothing better than my favourite metal band

So prepare yourself here comes the metal professor
Bastard of metal, canker of steel, bastard of metal
So prepare yourself here comes the metal professor

She argues about every little fucking word
She wants to prove she's an expert in Malaysian metal world
Analyzing music with a scientific approach
What a bunch of gibberish and you wonder what is going on?

Well it is the most serious stuff
As the opinion is only one
And it's mine
And it's fine
I am always right
That there is nothing better than my favourite metal band

Bastard of metal, canker of steel, bastard of metal
Prepare yourself here comes the metal professor
Bastard of metal, canker of steel, bastard of metal
So prepare yourself here comes the metal professor