Ringaroo at Cooper's Inn
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Skirts go up and cocks go in
Ringaroo, musharoo
Ringaroo the waves roll high
Cocks stand proud 'tween old men's thighs
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Cocks and cunts and fuck you too

There came a ship from far up north
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Shoveling shit into every port
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The sails were made of whore house bed sheets
Masts stood tall like sailors loin meat
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Cocks and cunts and fuck you too

Abraham's son had small cocks they say
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Fornicated anyway
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Spilled their seed on a golden calf
Their temple veils were fucked in half
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Cocks and cunts and fuck you too

Virgin Mary a saint no less
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With cocks she stuffed her holiness
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With him, and him, and her she did it
Blamed it all on the holy spirit
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Cocks and cunts and fuck you too

Jonah in the whale got stuck
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Sat in it's belly stroking his cock
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As he sat there jerking his lever
That's when he fell from the whalefish's beaver
Ringaroo, fuckaroo
Cocks and cunts and fuck you too