You used to get it in your fEishnets
Now you only get it in your ncisight dress

Discarded all the naughty fis   

Nights for niceness
Landed in a very common crHisis

Everything's in order in a blEack hole

Nothing seems as pretty
As the pcisast though
That Bloody Mary's lacking a Tfisabasco
Remember when you used to be a rHascal?

Oh, that boy's a slag fis   
The best you ever had H 
The best you ever had fis   
Is just a memHory and those drfiseams

But as daft as thHey seem
As daft as thfisey seem
My love, when you drAeamed them up

Flicking through
A little book of sEex tips

Remember when
The boys were all elcisectric?

Now when she tells
She's gonna gfiset it

I'm guessing
That she'd rather just fHorget it
Clinging to not getting sentimEental

Said she wasn't going
But she wcisent still
Likes her gentlemen to not be gfisentle

Was it a megadobber or a betting pencil

Oh, that boy's a slfisag 
The best you ever hHad
The best you ever hfisad 
Is just a mHemory and those drfiseams

But as daft as they seem H 
As daft as thfisey seem
My love when you drHeam them up

Oh, flgiso  

Where did you go?

Where did you go?
Where did you go? fis   

E  Falling cisabout
You took fis  a left off Last Laugh LHane
E  You were just sounded cisit out
But yfisou're not coming back Hagain

E  You’re falling cisabout
You tfisook a left off Last Laugh LHane
You were just E  sounded cisit out
But yfisou're not coming back agHain

You used to get it in your fEishnets
Now you only get it in your ncisight dress

Discarded all the naughty
Nfisights for niceness
Landed in a very common crHisis
Everything's in order in a blEack hole

Nothing seems as pretty
As the pcisast though
That Bloody Mary's lacking in Tfisabasco
Remember when you used to be a rHascal?