Intro: One measure each -- D D E G D
SDhe's got everything she needs, she's an Gartist, she don't look bDack  G    D 
She's got Geverything she needs, she's an artist, she don't look bDack  G    D 
She can take the dEark out of the night time
And pGaint the daytime blDack  G    D 

You will start out standing, proud to steal her anything she sees
You will start out standing, proud to steal her anything she sees
But you will wind up peeking thru a keyhole down upon your knees


She never stumbles, got no place to fall
She never stumbles, got no place to fall
She's nobody's child, the law can't touch her at all

She wears an egyptian ring, sparkles before she speaks
She wears an egyptian ring, sparkles before she speaks
She's a hypnotist collector, you are a walking antique

Bow down to her on Sunday, salute her when her birthday comes
Bow down to her on Sunday, salute her when her birthday comes
For Halloween buy her a trumpet, for Christmas, give her a drum