Am F C C Cmaj7 Heya Tom, it's Bob.. from the office down the hall Am F G Good to see you buddy, how've you been? Fdim Am Am7 D7 Things have been OK for me except that I'm a zombie now G I really wish you'd let us in F C E7 Am I think I speak for all of us when I say I understand F C E7 Am Why you folks might hesitate to submit to our demand F Fm But here's an FYI: you're all gonna die.. screaming C G F G All we want to do is eat your brains C G F G We're not unreasonable, I mean, no-one's gonna eat your eyes C G F G All we want to do is eat your brains Am Em F We're at an impasse here, maybe we should compromise: F F/E Dm If you open up the doors F F/E F G C We'll all come inside and eat your brains I don't want to nitpick, Tom, but is this really your plan? To spend your whole life locked inside a mall? Maybe that's OK for now but someday you'll be out of food and guns And then you'll have to make the call I'm not surprised to see you haven't thought it through enough You never had the head for all that bigger picture stuff But Tom, that's what I do, and I plan on eating you.. slowly F F/E F G Ab We'll all come inside and eat your brains Eb C#dim C# I'd like to help you Tom, in any way I can C#m Ab I sure appreciate the way you're working with me Eb C#dim Fm I'm not a monster Tom, well, technically I am C I guess I am I've got another meeting Tom, maybe we could wrap it up I know we'll get to common ground somehow Meanwhile I'll report back to my colleagues who were chewing on the doors I guess we'll table this for now I'm glad to see you take constructive criticism well Thank you for your time I know we're all busy as hell And we'll put this thing to bed When I bash your head.. open

{Zwr} Am F C Em7/B Heya Tom, it's Bob, from the office down the hall Am F G Good to see you buddy, how've you been? Bdim Am Am7 D7 Things have been OK for me except that I'm a zombie now G I really wish you'd let us in F C E7 Am Gsus6 I think I speak for all of us when I say I understand F C E7 Am Gsus6 Why you folks might hesitate to submit to our demand F Fm But here's an FYI: you're all gonna die screaming {Ref} C G F G All we want to do is eat your brains C G F G We're not unreasonable, I mean, no-one's gonna eat your eyes C G F G All we want to do is eat your brains Am Em F We're at an impasse here, maybe we should compromise F Em Dm If you open up the doors F F/E F G C We'll all come inside and eat your brains {Zwr} Am F C Em7/B I don't want to nitpick, Tom, but is this really your plan? Am F G Spend your whole life locked inside a mall? Bdim Am Am7 D7 Maybe that's OK for now, but someday you'll be out of food and guns G Then you'll have to make the call F C E7 Am Gsus6 I'm not surprised to see you haven't thought it through enough F C E7 Am Gsus6 You never had the head for all that bigger picture stuff F Fm But, Tom, that's what I do and I plan on eating you slowly {Ref} C G F G All we want to do is eat your brains C G F G We're not unreasonable, I mean, no-one's gonna eat your eyes C G F G All we want to do is eat your brains Am Em F We're at an impasse here, maybe we should compromise F Em Dm If you open up the doors F F/E F G Ab We'll all come inside and eat your brains {Przejście} Eb C#dim C# I'd like to help you Tom, in any way I can C#m Ab I sure appreciate the way you're working with me Eb C#dim Fm I'm not a monster Tom, well, technically I am C I guess I am {Solo} C G F G C G F G C G F G Am Em F F F F/E Dm Dm F F/E F G C {Zwr} Am F C Em7/B I've got another meeting Tom, maybe we could wrap it up Am F G I know we'll get to common ground somehow Bdim Am Am7 D7 Meanwhile I'll report back to my colleagues who were chewing on the doors G I guess we'll table this for now F C E7 Am Gsus6 I'm glad to see you take constructive criticism well F C E7 Am Gsus6 Thank you for your time I know we're all busy as hell F Fm And we'll put this thing to bed when I bash your head open {Ref} C G F G All we want to do is eat your brains C G F G We're not unreasonable, I mean, no-one's gonna eat your eyes C G F G All we want to do is eat your brains Am Em F We're at an impasse here, maybe we should compromise F Em Dm If you open up the doors F F/E F G C We'll all come inside and eat your brains {Em7/B = X20000} {Bdim = XX3434} {Gsus6 = 3X2010} {C#dim = XX4545} {F/E = 033211}