Take a look at my girlfriend
She's the only one I got
Not much of a girlfriend
Never seem to get a lot

Take a jumbo across the water
Like to see america
See the girls in california
I'm hoping it's going to come true
But there's not a lot I can do

Could we have kippers for breakfast
Mummy dear, mummy dear
They got to have em in texas
Cos everyones a millionaire

Im a winner, Im a sinner
Do you wan't my autograph
I'm a loser, what a joker
I'm playing my jokes upon you
While there's nothing better to do

(lalalaladadadalalala)

Don't you look at my girlfriend
She's the only one I got
Not much of a girlfriend
Never seem to get a lot

Take a jumbo cross the water
Like to see america
See the girls in california
Im hoping it's going to come true
But there's not a lot I can do

(lalalaladadalaladalala)

I'm hoping it's going to come true
But there's not a lot I can do

(lalalaladadalaladalala)